Asherisms

Brennan made a joke about Asher and Hollyn being engaged ('cause I said they love each other) and Asher remarked,  "well, I already know who I want to marry"
"You do?  Who?" I asked
"Someone from church" he answered
"Who is it?" I inquired again
"Well, I don't remember her name."
Nice start

Holding up a jar of salsa, "Look Mom!  Cowboy sauce!"