"God is the designer of the family. He intended that the greatest of happiness, the most satisfying aspects of life, the deepest joys should come in our associations together and our concerns one for another as fathers and mothers and children." -Gordon B. Hinckley. "What God Hath Joined Together," Ensign, May 1991.
Monday, February 4, 2013
The Midnight Strangler
Last night I was lying in bed sound asleep. At some point I became aware that Brian's arm had landed on me, but I figured he'd move it eventually and continued my sleep. A little later Brian began some jerking movements, but again I ignored him as this isn't terribly uncommon for him to do for a while. It's often associated with some talking/mumbling in his sleep, but I was in a deep sleep of my own and only aware in the background of my mind what was going on.
Then all of a sudden... Brian sits partially up, swooping towards me as his other arm reaches over me. With both hands seemingly coming towards my neck or face, and his face quickly approaching mine, I thought "He's either coming in for a passionate kiss in the middle of the night, or he's about to strangle me!" Either one sounded equally probable ;-) In surprise I jumped and gasped. At that, Brian suddenly dropped, his head thumping onto my chest as if he'd passed out. I waited, holding my breath. The seconds passed, and I wondered if he really had fainted. I slowly and shakily let out my breath. This roused Brian to the point that he pulled up his head, whispered, "Sorry" as he rolled over, and immediately began snoring.
I laid in bed for the next hour or two in awe over what had transpired in a few short seconds.
Later this morning I told Brian what happened from my side of the story. I figured he wouldn't remember a thing. (He NEVER remembers dreams.) But this time he blushed and told me he was dreaming he was wrestling a guy. At the point of my "attack" Brian had been going for a final choke-hold.
Ummmm... should I get my own bed at this point?
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2 comments:
Hilarious story! Maybe not your own bed...just a baseball bat within reach if you need to wake him up in a hurry. Sounds like an intense dream!
Awesome! I mean, sorry he attacked you and freaked you out and stuff. But a wrestling dream where you're gonna choke the guy out! Sweet! But, again, sorry about the attack. I would buy one of those nerf-coated bats. And I would use it randomly just so he figures out he shouldn't attack you while asleep.
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